Sydney used to love starting fires, just like any young lad. He grew out of it at 13 when his aunty showed him a photograph of her friends kid that she said had been horrendously burned in a garden whilst playing with an open fire and sandwich bags full of petrol. It wasn't until Sydney reached 35 that he realised his Aunty had shown him a picture of a person with a skin condition. It was too late to find out if she had lied on purpose to protect him or if she had genuinely believed it. It was also a few months too late to tell her he loved her for protecting him from himself.
Sydney is made from duckling, rat skin and rat tail.
