I carefully handpicked the finest mouse arseholes I could find. After passing quality control for 'winkiness' and likability I pinched each bumhole firmly with my fingers to get them into position.
Now, as is the nature of a sphincter, the bumholes may not be easily visible. I must have scared them by pinching them and putting them through their paces, but in each of these is the ring piece of a mouse.
Follow the brown star.
"That's a nice bum you've got there, d'ya pick it yourself?"
"No, WorldAroundEwe sends them out at random."
