Possibly Genuine Yeti Pubes

I met some bloke in the park that sent me a message on Facebook market place saying he could show me "something special", so I went to meet him on that bench in the middle by the dog shit bin and he wasn't lying! 

Quite possibly the best find of the century, possibly genuine yeti pubes. 

He wouldn't reveal his sources, but he told me can get as much as I want, but if I want loads he's going to need about a 3 week warning, I don't know how he's getting the samples, but they were an absolute steal so I'm passing the savings on to you!

The size of the jar will vary, he said its all he could get his hands on, and I don't want to mess with them because he said his nan told him the oils on our fingers could ruin the samples. I'm guessing his nan knows her stuff, because I never would have thought of that.

I haven't got any certificate of authenticity, I'm just taking his word for it.

 If you like yetis you might enjoy my podcasts, try the‘Dylatov Pass’ episode!