Peeping Tommery
Peeping Tommery
Peeping Tommery

Peeping Tommery

Regular price £19.99

This is one of m favourite dating suggestions from my book - How To Date an Antique Table, a lovers guide.

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Peeping Tommery

Want to have your cake and eat it too?

Do you suffer from FOMO, the Fear of Missing Out? If you do then maybe taking your antique table out for a late evening or early morning date would be the best choice. Whether you only operate as a part time pervert or you’re your friendly neighbourhood’s ‘Spied-Her’ man this will be a brilliant way to show off your ability to blend. Antique tables hate to be with someone that stands out or draws unnecessary attention to themselves.

 

I’d recommend taking the antique table to gardens that you are more familiar with, or viewing citizens that you know the routine of. The last thing you want to do on your date is look like you don’t know what you’re doing, worse still would be to disappoint your new antique table with unfulfilled promises of dangerous and sexy amusements.

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these are printed to order. 

.: 100% Cotton fabric
.: Closed Back
.: Build with a patented solid support face
.: High image quality and detail
.: For indoor use