Pawtable High Five machines are perfect for when you and your mates wanna say hi, but still can't hug because of covid restrictions. But they're even better if you imagine it's a third entity in your relationship between you and your antique table, imagine you and this entity are highfiving whilst the pair of you recreate the Blackpool Tower with your antique table in between you!
If you don't know how to enter into a loving relationship with an antique table then I suggest my 'How To Date An Antique Table' ebook, available from here for £2.50!
