Bullied all her life, Pat decided to fight back against the kids at school, her work colleagues and even postman who would giggle when she signed for packages. Everytime someone said her name with a smirk she would just say "Alright then" with a wry smile and slap their balls or pretend to wank off an invisible penis on her forehead. Police were called though because she shouldn't have been hanging around the school in the first place, in questioning she admitted to purposely leaving laminated copies of her driving licence around for the public to find so the police decided it was difficult to convict her of doing strange things to kids, but it was very easy to have her for producing fraudulent identification. She was sentenced to 13 years at court, and there are now lami aged photos of her name and face, around every school in the area - giving lots of teenagers a good chuckle.
Pat McCock is a Ball Flicker made from a rat's face and duckling skin.
