At a recent live show in Bristol I learned that the term "Owl Arse" may not mean anything outside the North West of England. It means you're a tight cunt, with money or your food etc. Because an owl arse is pretty tight. We don't have the cockney speak of "apples and pairs", we have a much more poetic language.
Choose the colour owl, I have attached a duckling's arse to it's head. I'm not great with distinguishing tones of colours so use the associated picture to the name to double check
Yours may differ from the one pictured if I make more.
