Mystery Boxes are so 2018, what this is, is a ‘Go Fuck Yourself Box’.
It’s a gift box to yourself, with all the noise and busy-ness of life sometimes it’s hard to remember to just go fuck yourself. Here at The World Around Ewe we want you to go fuck yourself as often as possible, it’s important to love yourself and to take time to care for your own well being.
Maybe you’ve bought all your Christmas presents months in advance? Go Fuck Yourself.
You’ve been doing everything to help your kids be happy and healthy? Go Fuck Yourself.
Do you exercise regularly, eat well and work a stressful job with great pay? Go Fuck Yourself.
It’s a bit of self love, in a box, direct to your door.
And for an added thrill why not send me the video of you opening your ‘Go Fuck Yourself Box’ so that you too can tell people they should go fuck themselves!
Now, imagine this is the end of a radio advert:
Each box will contain at least one thing I’ve made, amongst things I deem cool.
All boxes are at random.
Boxes are tailored to the price you’ve paid.
Please remember that postage is included in the price you pay, however if they are bought alongside other items and you have paid postage I will improve your box to account for this. (You’ll be charged £1 postage because the website has been being a cunt and won’t allow free shipping).
I’m not going to theme the boxes, or listen to your requests. I just want you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Do not actually use any of these items inside your body.