Mr Skimbles has been struck off from teaching for giving his students unsolicited lifts home from school. The students would be lead to believe they were going on a class trip in the school mini bus, but Mr Skimbles would just take each student home in alphabetical order, not even in any order that made sense logistically. The students didn't mind until a jealous student from the other side of town pointed it out. The headmaster didn't believe it, but after checking the mileage he and the head of the maths department were able to work out exactly which children he had driven home against their will.
Mr Skimbles is made from duckling, rat skin and rat tail.
