Ugly Women

So far I've got:

A perverted homonculus man, massive tits, massive arse, massive feet. Something for everyone. - made from clay

And a weird looking woman with what looks like a snail trail who's holding a child by its scalp whilst that child clasps what appears to be one of those things Morris Dancers hit each other with

A pair of fat women one with big knickers on and both with weird faces.

I didn't make the, I just thought they're weird.