How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide
How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide
How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide
How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide
How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide
How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide

How To Date An Antique Table, a lovers guide

Regular price £8.50

I wrote this book hoping to trick amateur antique collectors on Amazon into reading a nonsensical book almost full of dating suggestions for the reader and their antique table. 

Bowling, going for a meal, dogging. I've covered them all, and illustrated each idea too to help drive the idea home. 

It's finished off with about 40ish pick up lines that you can say to flirt with an antique table and a bunch of pictures of my taxidermy at the back so that you have something to show your soon to be friends on whatever bus journey you may be on!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can list them cheaper here than an amazon! And I make more money from it so it’s a win-win for us both!! 

These may take a few weeks to arrive or be sent out as I will be ordering them once a week to be printed, then I’ll send them out when they arrive with the other parcels!!

I’d love to know what you all think about it! 

 

Try the Ebook if you're not arsed about turning pages!