If I was smarter I would put my time into developing a machine that shrinks large creatures. Imagine if you could compact an elephant down sobthat it can sleep in a matchbox. I imagine the weight would have to go somewhere though - that's probably the hardest part of shrinking a creature like an elephant down to the size of a beetle (the insect - not the car). I would worry I would just accidentally create a weapon that would be utilised to drop cows or buffalo from insane heights so that they destroy properties below. I would hate for that to happen. People will have worked hard on those homes and to buy those buildings or to decorate them and care for their homes. Just to have it destroyed by a herd of heavenly heffas or cascading cattle. It'd be shit for the cows too.
Either way these are some rock carvings I found in the shape of elephants.
