Bad Advice Butterflies
Bad Advice Butterflies
Bad Advice Butterflies
Bad Advice Butterflies
Bad Advice Butterflies
Bad Advice Butterflies

Bad Advice Butterflies

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Bad Advice Butterflies!

 

Each butterfly is laid on a page from a secondhand book I found which was full of advice for women on ‘how to get a man’, in my opinion (as a man) the advice is terrible.

 

For example; making solid eye contact whilst aggressively crunching an ice cube and smoking a large phallic cigar, whilst midway through a game of sexy monopoly. Wouldn’t really do anything for me other than make me look for the door!

 

other gems include: “don’t worry about your dream job interview in the morning, focus on the man you just met”

”feed him butter popcorn, coke, vanilla ice cream and strawberries - he’ll get horny”... I’d just be full and feeling kinda sick. I’d definitely come back though - so maybe it does work!