Angela

After spending 3 years telling strangers about her divorce, Angela decided I was time to bite the bullet and start dating again. She didn't want the boys to think she had dried up though so she concocted a lie about how she had still been meeting up with her husband every now and then to get her end away. Little did she know that her exhusband had been dead 2 and a half years. Heart attack after a coke binge, rumour has it he took a foot long line off a fat brasses arse cheek and fell into the ground. She never knew because she blocked all his family members on socials after a white wine binge.

Angela is one of my Ball Flickers made from duckling, rat skin and rat tail.