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50 Ways To Torture A Sloth - Ebook

50 Ways To Torture A Sloth - Ebook

Regular price $4.00

A lot of people say that I kill animals, specifically baby animals - just because I regularly make things from dead mice and ducklings. So I thought to myself I'd give the people what they want, to a degree. Where's the fun in just killing a sloth, any idiot with a metal pipe, a knife or a plank of wood with a nail in it can achieve that. The true art to animal abuse would surely be found in torturing the creature. Developing a bond with the creature, a bond like no other. The bond between torturer and torturee. 


Buying this will provide you with the PDF version of the book. 


If you share images of the book to try and work out the torture method please tag me with @WorldAroundEwe and use the hashtag #50Sloths

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