Stephanie got in touch last Friday asking if I could fit her in over the weekend to have her Pawtrait taken, I don't normally do weekends but she fed me some sob story and said that she knows a guy that does tattoos whilst you work. She said she could get me a discount. So I thought alright then and agreed to do it on the Sunday. Sunday rolls around quite quickly and towards the end of me doing her Pawtrait she started crying again and telling me all about some lad called Declan. Then she stands up and tell me the tattooist doesn't do discounts and she feels like she's worse than "Dec" because she's used me and lied to me about my discount tattoo.
Stephanie never paid for her Pawtrait so I'm offering it to you.
It's made from chicken beak, rat skin, mink skin, duckling, mouse and chick skin. It's even got a magnet on the back so you can attach it to metal!