Rays wife rang me and organised an impromptu appointment for a Pawtrait. I don't usually take bookings over the phone, but I thought that since it was Ray's wife I might as well. Ray arrived in his suit with all his army medals on the breast of his jacket, which I thought was strange since he'd been blind since birth. I didn't question it at the time because it seemed unprofessional - I'm just very confident he's never been in any form of armed forces. So he walks in with his dog and they take a seat and I'm working on his Pawtrait like his wife instructed and before I could finish up the finer details he says that it's very important for his dog to stick to his routine so he jangled his medals and roused the dogs interest at which point they went outside for the dog to relieve itself. I waited by the door to allow them back into the building, but Ray and his dog just kept walking.
Ray never paid for his Pawtrait, so I'm offering it to you.
Each Pawtrait is made from various pieces of skin and come equipped with a magnet so you can pop it on your fridge destroy your computer monitor, the choice is yours!