Phillip
Phillip

Phillip


Phillip used to be a forger, he specialised in fake MOT certificates, but since the digital revolution in the mechanic world he's been blindsided. He makes a few pennies a week by printing fake awards for school children to impress their parents, but he's slowly running out of schools as teachers are catching on to his little scheme. He has his eyes set on developing a new industry in cycling proficiency  but he just needs a cash injection to afford the paper with the correct thickness. 

 

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I've always thought to myself, yeah The Muppets was great, but what if Jim Henson had been introduced to a bag of spice early on in his career. 

 

Introducing, Ball Flickers - all the fun of the farm with none of the clean up!

 

Furry, feathery and at times scaly little heads - each attached to a spring for all your ball flicking needs.

 

As with actual testicles, it's best not to flick them too hard as they are just hollowish sacks of skin, but they're fun, I really like these so I'm gonna make more.