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Something conceptual for once. As many of you will know I have no understanding of art or hidden meanings or anything like that, except here. 

It’s called ‘Pause’ because it reflects 2020 perfectly, everything feels like it’s on pause. But mainly because it looks like a pause logo AND fish don't actually have paws! Deep!


....Deep like fish.


Conceptual Art, ladies and gentlemen.

 If I was going to be like other artists I’d actually price this as the death toll for the UK, what am I talking about that’s a great idea! Said no one ever, how fucking morbid!

Proper doubt anyone will buy this, I’ll be very surprised, but I’ll give you free postage if you do!