Jameses, Jims and Baby Jimmys
Jameses, Jims and Baby Jimmys
Jameses, Jims and Baby Jimmys

Jameses, Jims and Baby Jimmys


Currently in the photo is a James, soon there’ll be more Jameses, a few Jims and even a handful of Baby Jimmys.

They are all called James and I will be upset if I find out you have changed their names. To be clear, I’m not being sexist, and I’m not gonna get weird about it, but they’re all called James. Jims are older than Jameses, Jameses are older than Baby Jimmys, Baby Jimmys are the offspring of a James and a Jim or a James and a James or even the less likely coupling of a Jim and a Jim. Eventually a Baby Jim would grow up to be a James and mature into a Jim, but yours won’t because it’s been taxidermied.

Your selection will be sent at random, I will not tell you whether you’ve gotten a James, Jim or Baby Jimmy. I’d hope the Baby Jimmys will be more obvious than the Jameses and Jims, but those with a keen eye will be able to pick out the Jims from the Jameses.