Geodes
Geodes
Geodes
Geodes
Geodes
Geodes

Geodes

Regular price £1.00

I’m not suggesting you bang these in a balloon and pop them over your heads as that’d lead to a concussion, and it’s not as weird as some of you would want, but I am able to offer them cheaper than anywhere else I can see similar things!

They’re Gender Reveal crystals! Just sticking with blue and pink though, boy or girl. I’ll be honest I don’t really understand the other available genders so I figured it’s best not to mess about with them. We all remember when I advised giving ‘mouse hearts encased in resin’ to fat people instead of chocolates at Valentine’s Day - that opened up a whole can of worms I’d rather avoid. I meant well by it, and I mean well by this.

This gives you something to give back to your guests at a baby shower! You can give them a memento of the day - plus there’s no reason why they’d get you the wrong gender specific gift for your baby.

No more SheWees when a Urinal Cake would be much more appropriate!

 

These are Agate Geodes. The colours are pink or blue, some are stronger in colour.