He might not be that fat to be fair to Phil. He might just have really bad posture. He's got a back like a school chair. Why they make us sit in those chairs if they weren't trying to torture us anyway, either slip your arse in the groove at the bottom or use 3/4 of the back rest for your back and keep your arsecheeks at the front of the seat.
I reckon schools were made to make us have bad backs so that less people would go into physical jobs because their backs are fucked. Making them rely on desk jobs, rather than laying patios.
Forgotten what this listing is now. You probably have too, but I think it shows you the picture at the same time. If you enjoy these sort of musings though you should sign up to my Patreon for 3.50, if it's enough for Nessie it's enough for me. Be my Chef's Mum.
Had to go off the screen to check, it's a Faunament. Fat Phil is made from duckling arse, duckling bill and rat skin. It's a bit more than other Faunaments cos I think it's a proper good one and I'm happy to sit on it a while, maybe even keep it.
