{"product_id":"elliot","title":"Elliot","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter struggling with a neighbour over a parking altercation l, Elliott decided to hire some guys to intimidate his neighbour. Unfortunately his neighbour is a very attractive lady and she ended up seducing all the violent men Elliot hired to intimidate her. She started sending videos of herself kissing these men, she even paid 2 of the guys to start intimidating Elliot. Elliot himself tried to seduce the men bit got his head kicked in by them. Someone hacked Elliots surveillance door bell and leaked the footage online of him complimenting the men's balaclavas and leaning in for a kiss before being pummelled into his front door (not a euphemism).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElliot is a Ball Flicker made from rat skin and mole skin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The World Around Ewe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44349600628916,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/9438\/3163\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_6d60e0e6-af78-44d6-9ba3-c4e675f85bbd.jpg?v=1787082556","url":"https:\/\/worldaroundewe.com\/products\/elliot","provider":"The World Around Ewe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}