His Mrs has left him, she rang into his office to tell them she'd found a load of duckling porn on their family computer. Purely out of spite. He's not into ducklings, never even been tempted. He's homeless, jobless and womanless. But it sounds like he's better off without her. It's time for a fresh start, he can move on to the next chapter of his life. He's been wondering about the Chinese goose down the way, he's never been with a goose before. He kissed a Canadian goose at a pub on new year's eve once but he never went much further than that.
Down On His Duck is one of my Faunaments made from a duckling head.
