Was gonna call the Thirds as in THree and bIRDS but I think DIIICKS is funnier.
You see people making three legged ducklings and they always try to lie to you, make it too believable that they could be three legged ducklings in my opinion. So here's some where you can take it on face value that they're not a genetic mishap, and take comfort in knowing for a fact they were disfigured by me.