Craig won a discount voucher for a Pawtrait, he took part in the "Eat As Many Raw Beetroot in 10 Minute Challenge" at Squendly Brook Church Hall. He managed 12 full raw beetroot in the blindfolded event, Stephenie, his co-finalist managed a measly 7. He was telling me about how he got drunk to celebrate and passed out in his bathroom, waking up to what he thought was a bloodstained floor and toilet bowl. Whilst on a call waiting for the non emergency line to speak to a paramedic he realised it was probably just from the beetroot. Craig claims he hadn't realised the voucher was for 30% off, and said he thought it was for a free session. I told him the session is free, but the Pawtrait is 30 quid. He said I had some cheek to be asking the Squendly Brook Church Hall Champion for money. He left, and to his credit, he later called me to apologise for his behaviour, its just the first time he's ever won anything and for it to have happened on his home turf means so much to him. I told him, "Craig, I fully understand", but in all honesty I don't understand the excitement around it all.
Craig never paid for his Pawtrait, so I'm offering it to you.
Each Pawtrait is made from various pieces of skin and come equipped with a magnet so you can pop it on your fridge destroy your computer monitor, the choice is yours!