With the head of a crab, the arms of a chameleon, a wig made from mouse ribcage and the Body and rear legs of a young mouse. This fella would kick the shit out of anyone coming near it.
I’d like this to be human sized, if it was real. I think they’d live in herds known as ‘gangs’ they’d have proper strong hands like a crab but be able to climb like a lizard. Their bodies would grow disproportionately to their heads and arms though meaning that as they age they’d have to take more of a back seat/ leadership role in their society.