Connor has always had a problem with anyone called Sarah, he doesn't know what it is. He underwent a regressive hypnosis session and I turns out 4 lives ago his ex wife was called Deberah, but her sister was called Sarah and she had a pet owl that once bit him. His soul had clung to that and since they've worked on their mental health he's actually shagged 5 Sarah's, but he's shit scared of Tawny Owls. But as his dad used to say - "swings and roundabouts". He never knew what it meant, he had severe dementia and that was the only words he would say, just in altering tones dependant on his emotional state. But Connor has found solace being able to assign it to something in his life. It brought them a lot closer together.
I've always thought to myself, yeah The Muppets was great, but what if Jim Henson had been introduced to a bag of spice early on in his career.
Introducing, Ball Flickers - all the fun of the farm with none of the clean up!
Furry, feathery and at times scaly little heads - each attached to a spring for all your ball flicking needs.
As with actual testicles, it's best not to flick them too hard as they are just hollowish sacks of skin, but they're fun, I really like these so I'm gonna make more.