Stacey was the last customer of the day when I set up my Pawtrait stand in the city centre, she was wearing a red flowy dress that looked like she'd spilt something down. 25 minutes into the session she asks if we can take a break - she'd been sat in silence for the whole time which is very unusual for a Pawtrait session. She then took out a multipack of pork pies and ate them all in 2 bites each, most shocking is that she was a petite woman, but she ate those jellied pork pies with the veracity of a hoover sucking up a curtain. Barely 3 minutes passed and a very uncomfortable looking Stacey got back into position and remained silent until I was finished. She looked at the finished Pawtrait and said "you can keep that one for yourself" with a flick of the wrist and a flirty smile. Then she stood up quickly and spun around, making her dress lift slightly before what looked like a tiny little heave of her shoulders and what I presume was a hand to her mouth. Before slowly stumbling off into the crowd that was gathering outside the poundshop.
Stacey never paid for her Pawtrait, so I'm offering it to you.
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Each Pawtrait is made from various pieces of skin and come equipped with a magnet so you can pop it on your fridge destroy your computer monitor, the choice is yours!
