I've got all the classics. Straight from the pages of the REAL scientific and historical records. If they don't exist why are so many people talking about them??
Tuscumbian Space Penguin
The Loveland Frogmen Of Ohio
The Cock Wombler
Beast Of Bodmin Moor
Are they all fitments of our imagination? Are they all the results of scientific experiments taking place inside the moon? I guess that's up to you, but I'm out here everywhere putting out podcasts teaching you about them.
Whilst stocks last I'll do you one of each for 20 quid! THE DISCOUNT WILL APPEAR AT THE CHECKOUT (I think)
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