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50 Ways To Torture A Sloth - Paperback

50 Ways To Torture A Sloth - Paperback

Regular price $13.00

A lot of people say that I kill animals, specifically baby animals - just because I regularly make things from dead mice and ducklings. So I thought to myself I'd give the people what they want, to a degree. Where's the fun in just killing a sloth, any idiot with a metal pipe, a knife or a plank of wood with a nail in it can achieve that. The true art to animal abuse would surely be found in torturing the creature. Developing a bond with the creature, a bond like no other. The bond between torturer and torturee.



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